:31:01
and then gets
lesbian mud wrestling.
:31:04
-Probably not the best thing.
-But you can't avoid it.
:31:07
Like today,
I ran a search for ''sandbox''...
:31:08
and got ''eat my box''...
:31:11
''Sandy's hot box''...
:31:13
and my favorite,
''vagina beach.''
:31:16
My job is to find the site
and block it out.
:31:21
So, you have to look at
these sex sites all day long?
:31:24
Yeah. All day.
:31:28
Drive you crazy after a while?
:31:29
Yeah.
Some days I think...
:31:31
that if I have to look
at another blowjob I'll scream.
:31:33
God, yes.
Same thing happens to me.
:31:36
[Laughs]
:31:38
[Laughs]
:31:40
What, you're going
on a date with her?
:31:41
What, you're going
on a date with her?
:31:42
Isn't that kind of getting
in the way of your thing?
:31:45
-No, not at all.
-So you're not into her?
:31:48
Oh, I'm totally into her.
:31:49
So how can you
not want to fuck her?
:31:51
Listen, you haven't heard
a word I said.
:31:53
It's perfect the way it is,
and she's amazing...
:31:56
and we are
totally connecting...
:31:58
and it's not a sexual thing,
not for either of us.
:32:00
Dude, you've got to tell her.
Seriously.
:32:03
You can pass off two dates
without a kiss as old-fashioned.
:32:05
You go three,
and you're a homo.
:32:08
Yeah, yeah, I can see that.
:32:11
Just got off the phone
with the guy.
:32:13
There's a preliminary report--
a date happening on Thursday.
:32:16
-What? Different girl?
-Same girl. Different date.
:32:19
"He is taking her on"..."the bus".
:32:24
On the bus where?
:32:27
Nowhere. That's the point.
:32:31
He just gets on the bus
and goes around.
:32:34
Mmm.
:32:39
If you want to get laid...
:32:40
you take a chick
to a fancy restaurant.
:32:42
But if you really like her...
:32:44
you take her
to your secret place.
:32:45
That's the bus for Matt.
:32:47
Yeah.
Mine's the post office.
:32:49
I don't understand.
So he's gonna get laid?
:32:51
-Why ask me questions?
-I'll take Thursday.
:32:53
I like to take girls there,
and I say, ''Let's go postal.''
:32:55
-Shut up!
-Shut up!