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What a crappy hole!
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Now!
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15 seconds.
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30 seconds.
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One minute.
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Stop the clock!
One minute 16.
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Nice one!
You can smell out booze anywhere.
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OK, Ok, Cameron Diaz, right?
Cameron Diaz. Cameron Diaz
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is standing in front of you
stark bollock naked.
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She says ''Jakob, l want you!''
What'd you do?
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l'd tell her,
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''Listen, Cameron, you're really
cute and you're a real doll''.
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''But do you know Helene?''
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Like heck you would.
:16:16
Your boner would take you
all the way to Hollywood.
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l mean it. l'm thinking of
leaving school and going to Africa.
:16:24
You'd be mental not
to jump Cameron Diaz.
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lt's mine.
Hello?
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Hi ... A party in the city centre?
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Yes, we're down in the holiday
cottages. Where are you?
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OK, come over the little hill
and take the grit road.
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Then take the first on the right.
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Yes. l'll be waiting for you outside.
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OK, see you.