:00:59
If you only knew
what I just dealt with.
:01:01
I mean, this guy was right in
front of me, going little...
:01:04
That guy deserves a ticket.
I'm sure he's...
:01:06
A-A-A woman never
reveals her age.
:01:08
I've been in this
relationship for...
:01:09
He was going ten miles an hour
on the highway.
:01:11
I'm trying to...
:01:18
"And only then
will the people of Tajikistan
:01:22
know true and lasting peace."
:01:24
Andie, it's brilliant.
:01:28
It's really moving.
:01:29
But it's never going to appear
in Composure Magazine.
:01:34
God, I busted my butt
in grad school
:01:37
to be Andie Anderson,
"How to" girl,
:01:39
and write articles like,
:01:41
"How to Use the Best
Pick-Up Lines"
:01:43
and "Do Blondes, Do They, Like,
:01:46
Really Have
More Fun?"
:01:48
I want to write about
things that matter,
:01:49
like politics and
the environment,
:01:52
and foreign affairs...
things I'm interested in.
:01:55
Keep busting your butt.
:01:56
You're going to get there.
:01:57
Hey, I've got something
to cheer you up.