:01:01
I mean, this guy was right in
front of me, going little...
:01:04
That guy deserves a ticket.
I'm sure he's...
:01:06
A-A-A woman never
reveals her age.
:01:08
I've been in this
relationship for...
:01:09
He was going ten miles an hour
on the highway.
:01:11
I'm trying to...
:01:18
"And only then
will the people of Tajikistan
:01:22
know true and lasting peace."
:01:24
Andie, it's brilliant.
:01:28
It's really moving.
:01:29
But it's never going to appear
in Composure Magazine.
:01:34
God, I busted my butt
in grad school
:01:37
to be Andie Anderson,
"How to" girl,
:01:39
and write articles like,
:01:41
"How to Use the Best
Pick-Up Lines"
:01:43
and "Do Blondes, Do They, Like,
:01:46
Really Have
More Fun?"
:01:48
I want to write about
things that matter,
:01:49
like politics and
the environment,
:01:52
and foreign affairs...
things I'm interested in.
:01:55
Keep busting your butt.
:01:56
You're going to get there.
:01:57
Hey, I've got something
to cheer you up.
:02:00
You know that editor
from Sports Illustrated
:02:02
that you have been
shamelessly flirting with
:02:04
on the phone for... whoo,
:02:06
a month now?
:02:08
He made a little delivery
this morning.
:02:10
Ah, ha, ha, let me see.
:02:12
Oh, no.
:02:13
Hey!
:02:18
Tomorrow night.
:02:19
What happens tomorrow night?
:02:20
Only the most exhilarating
and artistic display
:02:23
of athletic competition
known to mankind.
:02:25
The Ice Capades are in town?
:02:26
No, the NBA Finals
are in town,
:02:29
and I got tickets!
:02:32
Come with me?
:02:33
All right, I'll go.
:02:35
But I am not putting out.
:02:37
Two stale jumbo dogs
and a couple of beers,
:02:39
you'll be whistling
a different tune.
:02:42
You know what I like.
:02:44
Good morning, ladies.
:02:45
Don't forget,
staff meeting in 30 minutes.
:02:51
Michelle... haven't seen
her all morning.
:02:53
- Have you?
- Ten to one she's wallowing.
:02:55
It's my turn. I'll get her,
you get the coffee,
:02:57
meet me in the corner in 20.
:02:58
Wait, wait, wait.
:02:59
Here, take some samples.