:10:01
I wasn't feeling very well...
:10:02
She got dumped.
:10:03
Oh, no,
:10:05
Michelle...
:10:06
What a hellish ordeal for you.
:10:09
But I must say,
you are looking fabulous.
:10:11
Are we loving
:10:12
the way she looks, all?
:10:14
- We love the way she looks.
- Oh, you are so right.
:10:15
She looks great.
:10:17
Well, I haven't eaten
since the split.
:10:18
Good for you!
:10:19
Write about it.
:10:20
I can't use my personal life
for a story.
:10:23
I understand completely.
:10:26
Who will use Michelle's
personal life for a story?
:10:29
Oh, I will.
:10:30
- Go.
- No, no, no,
:10:31
Lana,
:10:32
with all due respect,
:10:33
Lori has no business
mucking around
:10:35
in my personal life,
and I can't...
:10:35
I can't let her.
:10:36
- I am...
- I'll do it.
:10:38
What?
:10:39
I'll... I will...
I'll sort of do it.
:10:41
It's... You will be
:10:43
my inspiration.
:10:44
For?
:10:45
Look at Michelle.
:10:47
- She is a great girl, right?
- Yes.
:10:51
An amazing woman.
:10:53
But she has a problem
hanging onto relationships,
:10:56
and doesn't really know
:10:58
what she's doing wrong,
:10:59
which is like a lot
of our readers.
:11:00
Uh-huh.
:11:01
So, I was thinking that
I could start by dating a guy,
:11:07
and then drive him away,
:11:08
but only using
the classic mistakes
:11:10
most women, like Michelle,
:11:12
make...
:11:14
all the time.
:11:16
I'll keep a diary of it,
:11:18
and it will be sort of a...
dating "How to" in reverse.
:11:26
What not to do.
:11:27
Yeah.
:11:29
"How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days."
:11:32
Yes. Go.
:11:34
Bart, what's new
in the shoe world?
:11:36
Wait, wait, Lana, I'm sorry.
:11:38
Why ten days?
:11:39
Five days is too short,
and we go to press in 11. Yes?
:11:42
Okay, what we found out
:11:44
is men are attracted
to purple shoes.
:11:45
Now, I love...
:11:49
Maybe toss in something
spiritual as well.
:11:51
Who's that chic Buddhist
Richard Gere cavorts with?
:11:55
The Dalai Lama.
:11:55
He's fabulous. Ah!
:11:57
Here's my 10:00. Welcome.
:11:58
Hi.
:11:59
Ladies, Judy Spears
and Judy Green