:11:00
Uh-huh.
:11:01
So, I was thinking that
I could start by dating a guy,
:11:07
and then drive him away,
:11:08
but only using
the classic mistakes
:11:10
most women, like Michelle,
:11:12
make...
:11:14
all the time.
:11:16
I'll keep a diary of it,
:11:18
and it will be sort of a...
dating "How to" in reverse.
:11:26
What not to do.
:11:27
Yeah.
:11:29
"How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days."
:11:32
Yes. Go.
:11:34
Bart, what's new
in the shoe world?
:11:36
Wait, wait, Lana, I'm sorry.
:11:38
Why ten days?
:11:39
Five days is too short,
and we go to press in 11. Yes?
:11:42
Okay, what we found out
:11:44
is men are attracted
to purple shoes.
:11:45
Now, I love...
:11:49
Maybe toss in something
spiritual as well.
:11:51
Who's that chic Buddhist
Richard Gere cavorts with?
:11:55
The Dalai Lama.
:11:55
He's fabulous. Ah!
:11:57
Here's my 10:00. Welcome.
:11:58
Hi.
:11:59
Ladies, Judy Spears
and Judy Green
:12:01
from Warren Advertising.
:12:03
We're going to cook up
some fabulous tie-ins
:12:05
for the fall.
:12:06
Jeannie Ashcroft,
Fashion and Trends.
:12:09
Michelle Rubin,
Fitness and Health.
:12:11
Excuse me. Hi.
:12:12
And Andie Anderson,
our resident "How to" girl.
:12:14
Oh, I've seen
your column, Andie.
:12:15
What are you working on now?
:12:17
Oh, actually...
:12:18
"How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days."
:12:20
She's actually going
to start dating a guy,
:12:22
and then drive him away
in a week and a half.
:12:25
Sounds needlessly vicious.
:12:27
It's going to be fabulous.
:12:29
Now all she has to do
is run along
:12:30
and find the lucky guy.
Go, go, go.
:12:32
- Nice to meet you.
- Bye.
:12:33
Good-bye.
:12:34
Ladies, come.
:12:36
Find the guy.
:12:37
- Okay.
- Find the guy.
:12:38
Oh, you are never going
to pull this off.
:12:40
Watch me.
Tonight, I'll hook a guy.
:12:42
Tomorrow, pull the switch.
:12:44
Before the ten days are up,
:12:46
I'm going to have this guy
running for his life.
:12:48
You're not going to burn
his apartment down
:12:50
or bite him or anything,
are you?
:12:52
No! I'm going to limit myself
:12:53
to doing everything girls
do wrong in relationships.
:12:56
Basically, everything
we know guys hate.
:12:58
I'll be clingy, needy...