Subtitles by Phaeton
You know, you ever heard
someone say that old expression,
"Everything happens for a reason"?
Well, I don't think that applies to me.
I mean, I spend every morning
rushing to work
trying to catch the same subway
to the same lousy job.
What's the reason for that?
See, I'm a researcher for one of the
biggest publishing houses in Chicago,
but where I really belong is in Creative.
The problem is, is my boss doesn't
know it yet, so I'm totally frustrated.
While my friend Paul keeps telling me,
You gotta be optimistic.
You gotta be positive.
OK. OK. You know what?
Today is gonna be my lucky day.
Today is gonna be my...
- Aah!
- Oh! Wow!

- Hey, look at that, it's your lucky day,
- Did you just see that?
Oh, I’ve seen it a million times,
- You want it?
- No,
I don't want it, Go ahead,
You got a new briefcase,
Yeah, maybe its got a name
on it or something,
- Oh, come, What are you, nuts?
- What?
- You're gonna return it?
- Yeah,
Did you not just say
you needed a new one?
Yeah, when I get my raise,
Haven't you been working
there for, like, a year?
I bet Taylor doesn't even know
you work there, I’d be pissed,
- Are you pissed? I’d be pissed,
- Yeah, I’m-I’m a little pissed,
You know, come to think of it,
I’ve never really seen you angry before,
Henderson, you ever
seen Tom really angry?
- No,
- All right, fine, So I don't get angry,
What is that, a bad thing?
It’s, you know, you keep it bottled up
and then sooner or later,
you come into work and you mow
everyone down with one of those,
- AK-47,
- AK-47, You know, just to impress, uh,
- Jodie Foster,
- Jodie Foster,
All right, I’ll do it
on your day off, all right?
Touché, There she is,
It’s your Jodie Foster,
Paul, come on, man,
How you ever gonna get
to know her if you just sit there?
It’s Taylor's daughter, man, I can't just,
You can't just what? Huh? Are you
gonna be a loser your whole life? Hmm?