No, and, no, actually I had a girlfriend,
but we, uh, broke up,
- Ah,
- Ah,
Listen, I really gotta get back to work,
and since you got your TV Guide and,
So, you broke up, huh? That's too bad,
- Was your ex a looker?
- Yeah,
Yeah, in my opinion she was,
I bet you still keep a picture
of her in your wallet,
- Yeah, I do,
- Can I see it?
- Yeah, I suppose,
- OK,
Let me find her in here, There she is,
Oh!
Tom, you lucky man!
- Yeah,
- Oh, she is a real piece of ass!
Oh, I could knock on that back door
all day long!
- Yeah? Sh-she's a pretty girl,
- Wow,
She has gotta be wicked in bed,
Tell me she's wicked in bed, Tom,
I bet you she banged your johnson raw
every single night,
- OK,
- ,'cause that is one fine-looking broad,
All right, Hey! Would ya-
I me- You're talking about my girlfriend,
- Ex-girlfriend, you said,
- Yeah, but still, it's,
Come on, I’m just making conversation,
You know, guy-talk,

Look, I just, I don't feel comfortable
talking about my intimate relationships
with a complete stranger,
Understood,
Well, you know, given how uptight
you are talking about sex,
you pretty much
answered the question,
I am not uptight! OK?
Just because I don't feel like
revealing personal details
about my ex-girlfriend's sexual habits
does not make me uptight,
I didn't ask you anything personal,
Well, then, what the hell
do you consider personal?
Well, it'd be like, you know,
if I asked you how big your rod was,
Then I would be out of line, 100%,
No, no! That is no worse than
asking me if my girlfriend's a nymph,
I just asked you if she dug sex,
Besides, I wouldn't have asked
if I’d known she was frigid,
Yeah, well, she is not frigid!
Are you leaving?
Oh, yeah,
And listen, Could you do me a favor?
- It’s no big deal,
- What?
A business associate of my dad's
is gonna come by to pick this up,
- It’s frozen steaks, it's a gift,
- It’s not cold,