Look, I just, I don't feel comfortable
talking about my intimate relationships
with a complete stranger,
Understood,
Well, you know, given how uptight
you are talking about sex,
you pretty much
answered the question,
I am not uptight! OK?
Just because I don't feel like
revealing personal details
about my ex-girlfriend's sexual habits
does not make me uptight,
I didn't ask you anything personal,
Well, then, what the hell
do you consider personal?
Well, it'd be like, you know,
if I asked you how big your rod was,
Then I would be out of line, 100%,
No, no! That is no worse than
asking me if my girlfriend's a nymph,
I just asked you if she dug sex,
Besides, I wouldn't have asked
if I’d known she was frigid,
Yeah, well, she is not frigid!
Are you leaving?
Oh, yeah,
And listen, Could you do me a favor?
- It’s no big deal,
- What?
A business associate of my dad's
is gonna come by to pick this up,
- It’s frozen steaks, it's a gift,
- It’s not cold,

Dad says that's the way the guy
likes 'em, What are you gonna do?
Will you give it to him?
Just one second,
- Audrey,
- Tom,
Let's go! Come on!
Oh, I guess this makes sense,
He's got you living with him now?
Uh, no, I’m just watching his place,
- He's, Jack's out of town,
- He is?
- Yeah,
- Aw, shoot!
I came by 'cause I was
hoping to get my job back,
You know, the one that
you got me canned from
'cause I made a bad cup
of coffee? Remember that?
Listen, I’m really sorry about that,
How can you fire someone
for making a bad cup of coffee, huh?
I know, That's what I tried to say to him,
I mean, who do you think you are -
Juan fucking Valdez?
I might have had a future at that place
if you'd just give me half a chance,
- Let's get a move on, saddlebag!
- Oh, my God, That's my idiot boyfriend,
Hold your pants, you freakin' psycho!
God, He drives me crazy,