Tom! It’s OJ!
Oh,
- Whoa, Hey, Who are you?
- I’m here to see Lisa, My name's Hans,
- is that so shocking?
- No,
What, you surprised she'd go out
with someone like me?
No, no, It’s not,
Give me a break, man,
You oughta be ashamed of yourself,
Let me tell you something,
There are a lot of girls out there
who can see past the fact
that I just happen to be,
a few pounds overweight,
You know, inside
I’m just like everyone else,
- Let me get you a tissue,
- Thank you,
- I’m on the second day of a new diet,
- Hey, uh, Hans,
- I gave up chocolate,
- I’m really sorry,
I think that, uh, we just
got off on the wrong foot,
Oh, uh, It’s good
to meet you, Hans, I’m Tom,
I, uh,
I’m just a friend of Lisa's,
Oh, great, Well, maybe you can
help me, is she here? Lisa! Lisa!
Whoa, Hans, you know what?
Maybe right now isn't a great time
for you to see Lisa,
What say, uh, we get you a drink?

Oh, OK, Yeah, she's
probably really upset,
You see, we got in a misunderstanding
tonight and, well, she left me,
- Wow, that's unfortunate,
- Yeah,
Uh, what happened?
Well, I think seeing me naked from
behind like that kind of shocked her,
Oh, So, tonight was the first time,
Yeah, Tonight was the first time,
it was awesome,
I mean, I was lying up on the bed like
this with one leg straight up in the air,
- I don't think I really need to see,
- And I had a handful of ass right here,
- Whoa,
- ,and I had a handful of this,
Hans, please, Whoa,
God, you're, that's,
- And that's when Lisa walked in,
- What?
She caught me in the bed with a blonde,
What?
Aw, come on, man, Tell me you
haven't ever wanted to do it with a,
Hans, Hans, No, you cheated on her,
You know something, Tom?
You're right,
Aw, I guess that was cheating,
And now I’ve gone and lost everyone,
I should have known
from the start it wasn't right,
She kept telling me
I reminded her of her dad,