:04:01
- Thirty seconds.
- Really?
:04:03
That long?
:04:05
Oh, Har, by the way,
no smoking in the house.
:04:07
My mom doesn't allow it.
:04:09
But she allows you to
strip in the front yard?
:04:12
Bring guys you're
dating here to...?
:04:14
She doesn't know everything I do
or when I do it or where I do it.
:04:22
Okay.
The fabulous two-story living room...
:04:26
...which, I predict, we will spend
absolutely no time in whatsoever.
:04:31
- It's a knockout.
- Thank you.
:04:34
I'm very good at giving this tour,
by the way, although...
:04:37
...I've never actually done
it while taking off my clothes.
:04:40
Behind me, the requisite
Hamptons deck...
:04:43
...complete with
pool and ocean view.
:04:45
Your pants, please.
:04:48
Ladies first.
:05:02
When I first started auctioneering,
someone told me...
:05:05
...if I was nervous, I should just picture
the audience in their underwear.
:05:10
This gives that a whole new meaning.
:05:13
You're not nervous now, are you?
:05:16
- I'm always a little nervous.
- Put on your bathing suit.
:05:19
I brought us champagne.
I'll put it on ice.
:05:44
No, I know. I can't do anything...
:05:47
Oh, God! What is this?
Okay.
:05:52
Okay, you stay where you are.
We have a knife.
:05:55
- Do you live here?
- Look, mister.
:05:57
I am gonna dial 911,
and you are not gonna move.
:05:59
- Zoe, hand me the phone.
- You don't understand.