:10:01
Let me see if I get
where you're headed here.
:10:04
I'm sorry, but look,
I hate rap. I do. I really do.
:10:07
It's just crude and violent
for my taste...
:10:09
...not to mention
just a tad misogynistic.
:10:11
Hey, some people see rap as poetry.
:10:15
Yeah, but how many words
can you rhyme with "bitch"?
:10:18
Next, please.
:10:19
How we doing?
:10:21
Should have left
when she tried to arrest me.
:10:28
How's the new play?
Are you getting happy with it?
:10:31
You know the thing about me.
:10:32
I'm 90 percent hard work,
10 percent talent.
:10:35
And so far, the talent part
hasn't exactly kicked in yet.
:10:38
Right. Right.
:10:40
- What's your play about?
- About?
:10:43
I'm not exactly sure,
which is a bit of a problem.
:10:46
But so far, it's about
a divorced woman, a writer.
:10:49
She's a high-strung, over-amped,
controlling, know-it-all neurotic...
:10:54
...who's incredibly cute and lovable.
:10:59
It's a comedy.
:11:01
So how did you two meet?
:11:04
At a wine auction at Christie's.
:11:06
Harry was the big buyer
of the night.
:11:08
I kept raising my paddle
just to get her to smile at me.
:11:12
Before I knew it,
I bought the entire collection.
:11:15
Every known bottle
of Chateau Margaux.
:11:18
After that, the least she could do...
:11:21
...was share a bottle with me.
:11:23
Ever been married, Harry?
:11:25
No.
:11:26
- No, I haven't.
- Mom.
:11:28
Wow. Now, why do you think that is?
:11:30
Well, some people just don't
fit the mold, and so far, you know...
:11:34
Hey, if it ain't broke...
:11:35
- Exactly.
- Wait a second.
:11:37
Aren't you a famous bachelor?
:11:39
Well, I wouldn't say I'm famous.
:11:41
Yeah, didn't I read an article
about you in New York magazine?
:11:45
I guess some people find it interesting
I've escaped the noose for so long.
:11:49
That was the title,
"The Escape Artist."
:11:51
I read that article.
That was you?
:11:54
Well, you were once engaged
to someone really big.
:11:56
- Who was it? Joan Collins? No.
- No.
:11:59
- Okay. Carly Simon?
- Somebody cool like that.