...and therefore, more
and more interesting.
Which, in turn, makes them even less
desirable because as we know, men...
...especially older men,
are threatened and afraid...
...of productive, interesting women.
It is just so clear.
Single older women as a demographic
are as fucked a group as can exist.
Oh, God!
What are you, possessed?
How could you say those things?
It seemed really obvious, the injustice.
Thank God men die younger than us.
- It's the only break we get.
- You know what?
Write a dissertation. Don't announce
that I stay in night after night...
By the way, one "night after night"
would have been enough.
Did you ever realize that I stay in
as a part of my job?
And why do you think I married
the director of my plays?
He was the only man I ever saw.
And anyway, I like staying in,
and I like this time in my life.
Why do I have to defend myself?
I was married for 20 years. I'm done.
- What the hell was that?
- Sorry, I thought I was onto something.
Honey, what are you doing
with this guy?
He's old. He's chauvinistic.

- He's fun.
- Fun?
I mean, how is he fun?
He's, like, wrong.
- Yeah, wrong can be fun.
- No.
- Not this wrong.
- He's smart and fascinating.
If you talked about something
other than marital status...
...you would find he's smart,
owns 10 different companies.
What does that mean? It means
he can't commit. That's what it means.
- Not that I want him to commit.
- Oh, yeah, that I get.
Anyway, he said he thought you two
were very spontaneous and nice.
And then he said he's leaving
as soon as the sun comes up.
What, his car doesn't have
headlights?
Wait a minute.
I have no right to get this nuts.
I'm sorry.
He's your friend, he's not mine.
- I'm sorry and love you.
- I love you more.
No chance in hell
he said we were nice.
Please. None.
What are they listening to?