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A manual on how to break up
with a lover...
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...based on psychological and
employee-termination research.
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You're telling me you don't find
any of this strange?
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What's strange, huh?
What's strange about it?
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When you break up with somebody,
and firing somebody's the same...
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...you wanna do it the easiest way
without producing a stalker.
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- l call it The Plan.
- The Plan?
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The Plan. it is brilliant.
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You got a table of contents?
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l don't believe him.
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''Committed or committable?
Time to kill.
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Location, location.''
Why break up at her place?
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You control the duration of the
breakup, leave when you want.
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A person can follow you if you're
at a bar, restaurant or hotel.
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But ain't nobody leaving
their own apartment.
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-And the answering machine?
-Change the outgoing message...
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...to the mechanical one because a
breakup-ee will call the breakup-er...
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...just to hear their voice
and then hang up.
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And what that does, it creates a cycle
of emotional desperation...
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...especially if the message says,
''I'm not here. I'm in Paris....''
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You see, to me, falling in love
is blissful insanity.
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But breaking up,
that's a rational act.
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Now, how do we improve upon that
rational act? We do it through science.
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What were you planning on
doing with this?
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I'm....
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l got a betty l been seeing
for three months.
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Chapter 6. Yeah.
What's--? Capricorn?
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-Aries.
-Oh, yeah.
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You wanna take this
on a field test.