lf it happens again,
you can pretend you're me.
I'm gonna do that. l gotta meet up with
Nicky later. You wanna check her out?
-Nope. How many weeks she got left?
-Technically, her time's almost up.
-But she's a little freaky. So....
-You like her.
-No.
-You gazed into just midair.
-No, l....
-When you like people, you gaze.
All right, you know what it is? She has
this long, black, thick, sexy, sexy hair.
-Just got the weirdest pain in my nuts.
-l don't want to be staring at that.
Anyway, you'd like her, Q. She does
physical therapy at the hospital.
-You know, she's bright.
-Mulatto?
-No, no. A little cinnamon.
-Okay. Bright like smart.
Yeah, bright like smart. She's tough.
She has body and that long,
long, black hair.
Oh, shit, there it is again.
Boy, you are too old
to be having the crabs.
You been putting that where
you ain't supposed to?

It's a very social organ, but....
-Yo.
- He's ready for you.
Okay. All I'm saying is that
one day a girl's gonna dump you...
...before you dump her. It's gonna
have you very Eric Benét: sensitive.
-Don't jinx me.
-I'm not jinxing you.
She's gonna hide things from you.
The next thing you know, she's gonna
give you those fatal words:
''Baby, l think we need to talk.''
-Respond to the door.
-Okay, fine. I'm out.
-Twist it, respond, out.
-Need something from the clinic?
-Hey.
-Hey.
-Author, author. Good to see you.
-King Author, baby. King Author.
-What's cracking?
-Well, yeah.
-Ready to do the second printing?
-Let's get cracking.
-Publishing boys treating you right?
-Pretty decent.
That book is just
the beginning too.
I'm seeing the whole line now
of Spoil books.
Spoil's Guide to Sex.
Spoil's Guide to Golf.
- Spoil's Guide to Pimping.
-I'm branding the whole damn world.
-Yeah.
-Okay.
Guess you're wondering why
l asked you up here.