Breakin' All the Rules
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:34:00
l don't know what kind of freaky stuff--
You got my drawers on?

:34:14
Mr. Lynch, I've told you...
:34:16
...don't take your clothes off
for therapy.

:34:18
Hold my dick.
:34:20
Okay. I'll come back
when you get dressed.

:34:25
Dr. Jacobs, call 2035.
:34:28
Evan called.
One o'clock, your place.

:34:31
A little afternoon delight?
Oh, he's so romantic.

:34:36
You guys are the reason l date.
:34:38
He thinks I'm breaking up with him.
He's freaking out.

:34:41
-Are you?
-No, or l wasn't.

:34:45
Then l went on a date with Quincy,
who thinks I'm Mary.

:34:48
And found out that if true,
Evan is Satan.

:34:50
Not that Quincy's reliable,
given he lied about...

:34:53
...what he does or did
in writing that book.

:34:55
But he did seem sincere, and there's
the craziest freaking attraction that's--

:34:59
Oh, God.
:35:01
So l guess the answer's yes.
:35:04
-Yes, what?
-I'm dumping Evan's ass for lunch.

:35:09
-Hey.
-You're late.

:35:11
-What are we doing way out here?
-Spies.

:35:13
l don't think you fully realize the
seriousness of the situation I'm in.

:35:17
l got techniques for you so good you
will never worry about this girl again.

:35:22
Now, what's the plan?
:35:24
Early supper, maybe a DVD
back at my place.

:35:27
Can we get the DVD at her place?
:35:29
-Her place. Now, what do l say?
-Nothing.

:35:32
-Nothing?
-It's what you do.

:35:33
-Well, what do l do?
-You sulk.

:35:36
Pardon?
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And then eventually,
she will ask you....

:35:46
-What's wrong?
-Then you will respond by saying...

:35:51
...nothing. Come on, come on.
:35:54
-Honey, something must be wrong.
-No, nothing.

:35:59
-Something is obviously wrong.
-No, it's nothing.


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