...and then lies about what he does.
''And what does he do?'' you ask. He
masterminds breakups. It's obvious.
-it is?
-They did the old bait and switch.
Evan handed me off
to Quincy, like:
''I'd slap that ass.
You give it a try.''
No. What are you gonna do about it?
Quincy doesn't know that l know.
He doesn't see that l see
the connection with Evan.
That l know about
that stupid book he wrote.
That's fine and dandy.
I'll keep our little date tonight.
Take him down the old romance path.
When he leans in to kiss me, that
first awkward kiss of the evening...
-Yeah.
-...l pull back and laugh.
I'll dump his ass so hard
he'll be using a walker.
What?
-it sounds a little childish.
-it is not.
Okay. Maybe Evan will realize
how much he's in love with you...
...and then you can suggest
couple's counseling or....
It's time for my rounds.
We'll talk later.
Lay back, Mr. Lynch.

Q.
-What you doing here?
-Just helping Philip.
Forget about Philip.
Your boy got problems.
-l know that.
-You ready for this?
-I'm in love.
-That's what you said.
No, no. That was lust.
That was just bump and grinding...
...talking-dirty-while-
I'm-spanking-that-ass lust. This--
-This is love. It's Nicky.
-Right.
-l broke up with her today.
-Strange way to show your love.
l wasn't in love with her
when l did it, okay? At least...
...l didn't think l was.
Was l in love with her when l did it?
No. it wasn't until she told me she was
seeing another guy. That's what it is.
-That's jealousy. That ain't love.
-Think so?
Of course it's jealousy,
that's what I'm saying.
Why would l be jealous
if l wasn't in love?
-Because we trip like that sometimes.
-l think l made a big mistake.
l don't know what to do.
What you think l should do?
Buy her something.
Diamond rings, clothes.
-Here we go. You're no help.
-Credit card.
l need to find the dude,
stick my foot up his ass.