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Fuck!
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In tonight's top story.
A cheetah escaped earlier today
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from the Morristown Zoo.
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Oh, nice.
Sixteen Candles is on, man.
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And the award for the least
heterosexual statement
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ever made in this apartment
goes to... Harold Lee.
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Come on down, man.
Take a bow.
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Shut up, man.
It's a classic.
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It's a very beautiful story
about someone
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who feels unnoticed,
unappreciated, unloved, you know?
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- Turn it.
- It's a good one, though.
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Homo.
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Come on. Dude.
Just take one hit.
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Don't you wanna be cool?
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Hey. Man.
What are you doin'?
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I'm so high!
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Nothing can hurt me.
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No!
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- Marijuana kills.
- I love that shit.
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We're so high right now.
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We're not low.
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Dude, I don't know about you,
but I'm fuckin' hungry as balls.
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No shit, dude.
Let's eat.
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No, I don't feel
like delivery tonight.
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- What about KFC?
- We've been there too many times.
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I want something
we haven't had in a while.
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Something different,
something that'll really hit the spot.
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I want the perfect food.
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Are you hungry?
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Then come to White Castle
and try our Slyder Special...
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Six burgers. Fries.
And a soft drink for only $2.99.
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Imagine all those burgers
in your stomach right now.
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Don't you like food
that's tasty and delicious?
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I do.
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Then what are you waiting for?
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Head over to White Castle.
It's what you crave.
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You sure you know
how to get there?
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I haven't been
to White Castle in ages.
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Dude, I'm telling you, there's one right by
that multiplex in New Brunswick.
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Nice.
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- Rosenberg!
- Goldstein!