Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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:18:01
Then I have to actually pretend
that I give a shit

:18:02
or else she calls me a Twinkie.
:18:03
A what?
:18:05
Twinkie... yellow on the outside,
white on the inside.

:18:08
Look, you Twinkie bitch,
:18:09
you were the one that threw
our weed out the window, okay?

:18:11
So we're going to Princeton,
:18:12
and it's your responsibility
to make sure we're high as shit

:18:14
by the time
we're eating those burgers.

:18:16
Forget it.
End of discussion.

:18:18
I am not seeing Cindy Kim.
:18:21
Harold, I'm so glad
you showed up.

:18:23
Yeah, me too.
:18:25
Did you like the hibiscus petals
I glued to the envelope I sent you?

:18:28
Yeah, they were nice.
:18:32
Hey, dude, you know
where I can get some green?

:18:37
Dude, you know where
I can get some chronic?

:18:39
Jesus, what the hell kind of
lvy League school is this?

:18:42
Man.
:18:43
Over here, man.
:18:45
You lookin' to toke up?
:18:47
- Yes.
- Yes?

:18:48
Thank Christ. Just give me
a dime of your finest sticky.

:18:51
You wanna see
sticky-icky, my friend?

:18:56
Oh, my God!
:18:57
Whoa, man!
:18:58
Don't touch, man.
That's not cool.

:19:00
You can't...
:19:02
Jeez! This is my baby!
:19:10
Yes?
:19:11
Kenneth Park,
class of 2004.

:19:13
- Hi.
- Hi.

:19:14
Is it true you're an analyst
for Brewster Keegan?

:19:18
Yes, I'm a junior analyst.
:19:20
Awesome!
:19:23
I told you, he's good.
:19:28
- Yes.
- This is actually a two-part question.

:19:31
I'm applying for a summer
internship at Brewster Keegan.

:19:34
I was wondering, a) what's it like
being an investment banker,

:19:37
and b) would you write me
a recommendation?

:19:41
Here. That's sixt... 80 bucks.
:19:44
- 80 bucks?
- Yeah, 80 bucks.

:19:45
Yo, this is worth 40 tops, bro.
:19:47
"Bro"?
I'm not your bro, bro.

:19:49
Okay, and that's 80 bucks.
:19:51
You don't feel like
getting high tonight?

:19:52
If you don't feel like getting high,
that's cool with me,

:19:55
because there's lots of people
around here. See this guy?

:19:57
Hey, loser.
:19:58
Hey, what's up, George?
I smoke buds with George all the time.


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