:28:00
It's a safety issue, okay?
There we go.
:28:03
Thank you, Mr. Wizard.
What crawled up your ass?
:28:06
I'm completely on edge
right now, man.
:28:08
After all the shit that
we've been through tonight,
:28:10
I don't know
how much more I can take.
:28:13
Oh, shit! How the fuck
did that get in here?
:28:15
Oh, shit!
:28:19
He bit me!
I've got rabies!
:28:24
Oh, my God!
:28:25
Dude, get that fuckin'
cancer raccoon away from me!
:28:27
Open my window!
:28:28
Fuck you, raccoon!
:28:33
What the Christ?
:28:35
- Shit!
- Shit!
:28:42
Jesus! You all right?
:28:43
I don't know.
:28:46
Shit.
:28:48
Shit, dude,
he's coming over here.
:28:51
Probably some old blind bitch!
:28:52
- What the fuck are you doing?
- We're sorry. We're very sorry!
:28:56
- Holy shit!
- Goldstein?
:28:59
Dude, it's Rold and Kumar.
:29:01
Shit. What's going on, man?
:29:03
- What's up, dude? What's up?
- All right.
:29:06
What the hell
are you guys doing here?
:29:07
We got the munchies, so we
decided we'd go to Hot Dog Heaven.
:29:10
How about you?
How was White Castle?
:29:12
We haven't gotten there yet.
I think I may have rabies.
:29:15
Yo, dude, how were
Katie Holmes' tits?
:29:17
- You know the Holocaust?
- Yeah.
:29:19
Picture the exact
opposite of that.
:29:21
Nice.
:29:23
Boy, do you need a girl.
:29:24
If you guys
got the yellow fever,
:29:26
there's a rockin' Asian party
down at Princeton.
:29:28
Dude, I got the yellow plague.
:29:29
There's nothing sexier
than a hot Asian chick!
:29:32
Asian tits...
I wanna squeeze 'em!
:29:34
Stop. Don't do that.
Please, do not touch me.
:29:36
I'm very woozy.
:29:37
I think I have to go
to the hospital.
:29:39
You should go
to Beth Israel.
:29:41
- We gotta hit up this Asian joint.
- No, we don't.
:29:44
We got to go to Hot Dog Heaven.
No more detours along the way.
:29:47
- This is what I'm dealing with.
- Come on!
:29:49
I'm telling you,
hit up the Asian party.
:29:50
Did you leave the key in the car
with the engine running?
:29:52
Good luck.
:29:53
You don't have rabies. We're not
going to a hospital. You're fine.