:35:01
and who do we see but your dream girl
standing across the street?
:35:04
Just pretend you're a nerdy
Asian version of Tom Hanks
:35:06
and she's a hot Latina Meg Ryan
with bigger tits.
:35:10
The cars are going.
Can we go? How about that?
:35:12
- What are you doing?
- Excuse me, Maria!
:35:14
- What are you doing?
- Maria! Excuse me for a second!
:35:17
Come here!
:35:19
No! What the hell
are you doing?
:35:20
Get your hand off the gas!
Shit!
:35:22
- I'm stuck!
- Stop turning the wheel!
:35:24
- I am stuck!
- What do you mean you're stuck?
:35:26
Get unstuck!
:35:39
- You asshole!
- Wha... wha...?
:35:41
We could have seriously
injured ourselves, man!
:35:43
Yo, don't blame me, genius.
:35:45
I'm not the one who decided
to run us off the frickin' road, all right?
:35:47
Let's just get
back on the highway, okay?
:35:49
Fine with me.
:35:58
It's not funny.
:36:08
- Where's my spare tire?
- I don't know.
:36:12
Where the hell
is my spare tire?
:36:14
Oh, yeah!
:36:16
Dude, remember that time
we got really stoned
:36:19
and started throwing shit off
that bridge to see if it would float?
:36:24
What bridge? I don't remem...
What are you talking about?
:36:27
Oh, shit, that's right.
That was with Goldstein.
:36:31
We borrowed your car
that night. My bad.
:36:33
Your bad? What the hell
are we gonna do now?
:36:39
- Hey!
- Hey! Excuse me!
:36:41
- Hello! Over here!
- Excuse me!
:36:53
You boys need some help?