:49:05
You! You had to pick up
a hitchhiker! Why?!
:49:08
Calm down.
:49:09
Why did you leave
the keys in the car?
:49:10
Why? Because
it would get stolen.
:49:12
I figured that Neil Patrick Harris
was a trustworthy guy.
:49:15
Come on. How was I supposed
to know he'd fuck us over?
:49:17
This whole freaking night,
this whole night, is your fault!
:49:21
- Where are you going?
- I'm going inside to call the police.
:49:24
I don't want
to talk to you anymore.
:49:28
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
:49:31
There's a pay phone
across the street
:49:32
if you don't wanna
deal with those assholes.
:49:47
After we talk to the cops, we're
still going to White Castle, right?
:49:51
I'm not speaking to you.
:49:53
When are they fucking going
to develop button technology
:49:57
that will understand urgency?!
:49:58
- Dude, this is ridiculous. Just walk across.
- It'll change in a second.
:50:01
There's not a car in sight.
Just go ahead.
:50:03
Fine. You want me to cross?
I will cross.
:50:06
If it makes you happy,
I will cross.
:50:09
I'll do it.
:50:15
Shit!
:50:17
- What...
- Sorry.
:50:22
Is there a problem,
Officer Palumbo?
:50:25
Is there a problem?
You ever heard of jaywalking?
:50:27
Yes, I have. I'm really sorry.
Won't happen again.
:50:29
That's great.
I'm writing you up a ticket.
:50:31
A ticket?
Are you serious?
:50:32
Who the fuck are you, shitwad?
:50:34
Let me apologize
for my friend here. I'm very sorry.
:50:37
I'm really glad you're here.
We've had a rough night.
:50:39
You know the show
Doogie Howser M. D.?
:50:40
Great show.
God, I love that show. "Doogie."
:50:44
Neil Patrick Harris
stole my car tonight.
:50:46
Hey, NPH wouldn't do that,
all right?
:50:48
Give me some I.D.
:50:50
Excuse me, how can you
give him a ticket for jaywalking?
:50:52
It's 2:30 in the morning.
There's not a car around here.
:50:55
Kumar, shut up.
:50:56
That's not the kind of tone
you want to use
:50:58
on a cop who can bust your ass.
:50:59
- Bust my ass?
- Yeah, Koo-mar.