:51:02
Bust your ass.
:51:04
What kind of name
is that anyhow? Koo-mar.
:51:07
What is that,
like, five O's or two U's?
:51:09
No, it's actually one U.
:51:11
Yeah, bullshit.
:51:13
Whatever happened to good old
American names like Dave or Jim?
:51:16
- Harold.
- Harold.
:51:18
- Are you kidd...
- Now that's a great name.
:51:19
- Let me take care of this.
- You should be proud of that name, son.
:51:21
As you were, ladies.
:51:23
- $220?! Are you crazy?!
- Kumar, if you don't stop...
:51:27
No, I understand exactly
what's going on here.
:51:29
Excuse me, officer, let me
take a couple of guesses.
:51:32
- I'm really sorry...
- Get your hands down!
:51:34
- Okay, alright.
- No sudden moves. Back it up!
:51:36
You were probably the big asshole
in your high school, right?
:51:38
Absolutely right.
:51:39
Used to pick on guys like us
every day, right?
:51:41
With pleasure.
:51:42
Then graduation day came,
and we went to college,
:51:44
and you went nowhere,
and you thought,
:51:46
"Hey, how can I
still give them shit?
:51:47
I know, I'll become a cop."
:51:49
Well, congratu-fuckin'-lations.
Your dream has come true.
:51:52
Now, why don't you just take
this quiet little Asian guy
:51:54
with the Anglicized name
that treats you so well
:51:56
and give him a couple
of other tickets?
:51:58
- Better yet, just take him to jail.
- Better idea.
:51:59
Why don't you just arrest him?
Does that work out for you okay, Harold?
:52:01
- "Great American name, Harold."
- Let's go, Harold.
:52:03
Thanks to your buddy,
we're going downtow...
:52:10
Oh, shit.
:52:12
Well, thank you so much for
being understanding about Bradley.
:52:16
I promise you
he won't ever do it again.
:52:19
I'm sure he won't.
:52:21
Right, Brad?
:52:23
Yes, sir,
Officer Palumbo, sir.
:52:25
- Mommy, can we go home?
- Get in the car, Bradley Thomas.
:52:29
Bye, Brad.
:52:30
Are you gonna do
something about my car?
:52:33
First our top story.
:52:34
The search for the escaped cheetah
continues tonight.
:52:37
It was last spotted
in Randolph County. South of...
:52:41
- So what are you in here for?
- For being black.
:52:45
Seriously.
:52:46
I am serious.
You wanna know what happened?
:52:50
I was walking
out of a Barnes & Noble,
:52:52
and a cop stops me.
:52:54
Evidently a black guy
robbed a store in Newark.
:52:57
I told him, "I haven't even been
to Newark in months."