Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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1:12:01
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Let's do this together.
1:12:39
Damn, that hit the spot.
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- That was the best meal of my life.
- Mine, too.

1:12:44
You know what, dude?
1:12:45
I think I may actually go
to my interview today.

1:12:48
Are you serious?
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You know, my whole life
I've just been scared

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of being one of those nerdy
Indian guys turned doctor,

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but tonight got me thinking.
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There are far worse things
in this world than being tapped

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for having a natural
ability in medicine.

1:12:58
Chick magnet. Chick magnet
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Plus, how cool was that,
saving that dude's life last night?

1:13:04
It was somewhere between that,
getting yelled at by my dad,

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and seeing Neil Patrick Harris
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that I realized that I've
always wanted to be a doctor

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but I've just been too scared
to admit it to myself.

1:13:12
- Billy, you paying for this?
- Yeah, I'll be there...

1:13:15
Good, 'cause if he wasn't,
you would.

1:13:16
Are you listening to me, Roldy?
I'm having a major epiphany here.

1:13:19
I'll be right back.
1:13:21
You're unlike any other woman
I've ever met.

1:13:22
What the fuck is going on here?
1:13:26
Harold?
What happened to you, man?

1:13:28
Never mind me.
What the fuck are you doing here?

1:13:31
I thought you and J.D.
Were busy all night with clients.

1:13:33
Isn't that why
I had to do your work?

1:13:34
- Henry, what the hell's going on?
- Back off, cock boy.

1:13:36
What I said to him
goes double for you.

1:13:38
- Did you just call me cock boy?
- Yeah, you know I did.

1:13:40
You're just stalling
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because you're not quick
enough to think of a comeback.

1:13:43
You think I'm not quick enough.
Guy thinks I'm not quick enough.

1:13:45
Well, I've got news for you.
I am quick enough...

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...cock boy!
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Listen, Harold, I'm really sorry.
1:13:56
Don't bother with him. We'll take it up
with Berenson tomorrow.

1:13:58
What are you
gonna tell Berenson?


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