Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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1:13:01
Plus, how cool was that,
saving that dude's life last night?

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It was somewhere between that,
getting yelled at by my dad,

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and seeing Neil Patrick Harris
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that I realized that I've
always wanted to be a doctor

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but I've just been too scared
to admit it to myself.

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- Billy, you paying for this?
- Yeah, I'll be there...

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Good, 'cause if he wasn't,
you would.

1:13:16
Are you listening to me, Roldy?
I'm having a major epiphany here.

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I'll be right back.
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You're unlike any other woman
I've ever met.

1:13:22
What the fuck is going on here?
1:13:26
Harold?
What happened to you, man?

1:13:28
Never mind me.
What the fuck are you doing here?

1:13:31
I thought you and J.D.
Were busy all night with clients.

1:13:33
Isn't that why
I had to do your work?

1:13:34
- Henry, what the hell's going on?
- Back off, cock boy.

1:13:36
What I said to him
goes double for you.

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- Did you just call me cock boy?
- Yeah, you know I did.

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You're just stalling
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because you're not quick
enough to think of a comeback.

1:13:43
You think I'm not quick enough.
Guy thinks I'm not quick enough.

1:13:45
Well, I've got news for you.
I am quick enough...

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...cock boy!
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Listen, Harold, I'm really sorry.
1:13:56
Don't bother with him. We'll take it up
with Berenson tomorrow.

1:13:58
What are you
gonna tell Berenson?

1:14:00
That I'm your workhorse?
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That you guys think
you can party all weekend,

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leave the work to
the quiet Asian guy in the office?

1:14:07
- No, you don't understand.
- No, you don't understand.

1:14:10
I'm not doing
your work for you anymore.

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And if either one
of you douche bags

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ever tries to pull
this shit again,

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I'll go to Berenson myself.
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I'll tell him what's really going on.
1:14:21
And I'll tell the whole office
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how you both caught gonorrhea
from that prostitute in Atlantic City.

1:14:27
If you'll excuse me, boys,
I gotta get going. Kumar.

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See you boys
at the office on Monday.

1:14:33
Excuse me.
1:14:41
Dude, that was awesome!
Where the hell did that come from?

1:14:44
I don't know.
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Eating those delicious burgers
made me feel like a new man.

1:14:48
You know what?
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Now I'm actually looking forward
to going to work this week.

1:14:51
No shit. You know,
you might be worthwhile after all.

1:14:54
I'm not worthless.
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Hey, so those dudes
really have gonorrhea?

1:14:59
Beats me.

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