My Baby's Daddy
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:08:00
A bitch.
:08:02
Yeah.
Seriously, Lonnie.

:08:03
You don't want to mess around
with a good thing.

:08:05
I mean, take a look around you.
:08:07
We got the tight bachelor pad.
:08:09
We could do whatever we want.
I mean, this is it.

:08:13
We made it, man.
:08:15
Right there, dawg.
:08:16
Mm!
Ta-dow!

:08:20
You better clean this damn mess
up before you leave.

:08:23
I know that.
:08:25
Whip some ass up in here.
:08:28
This is it?
:08:30
Getting yelled at
like schoolchildren?

:08:34
I mean, I thought I'd be
further along in my life by now.

:08:37
You know, have my own family.
:08:39
My own place.
:08:45
One of these days
you guys are gonna grow up.

:09:04
You 12 minutes late.
:09:05
I dock paycheck.
:09:06
Look, Cha Ching, I know we got
friction between us

:09:09
on account that I took
that Kit Kat seven years ago.

:09:11
And Bit-O-Honey. Milky Way.
Black licorice.

:09:14
And case of Coors.
:09:15
What's "ricorrish"?
:09:17
Licorice.
:09:19
Licorice!
:09:20
Don't play language game
with me.

:09:23
You now 14 minutes late.
:09:29
Good talk.
:09:31
Dang Ling, I can't understand
a damn word your daddy say.

:09:37
Great first half, kids.
:09:39
You missed five calls,
you four-eyed punk.

:09:41
Rolonda! Peaches!
:09:45
What are you doing here?
:09:46
We need to talk.
:09:47
I'm all ears.
:09:49
Mama dear is gonna go wait
over there.

:09:51
Remember that time
we was watching "Compton 90221"

:09:54
and Swapmisha had told Dante
that she was pregnant?

:09:57
How could I forget it?
:09:59
Point is, Swapmisha wasn't
the only one got knocked up.


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