:14:00
Here you go.
You take this.
:14:02
That's right.
Place it right there.
:14:06
Hey, Nia.
Sorry, hon.
:14:09
Dominic.
:14:12
This is Venus, my doula.
:14:14
What's a doula?
:14:16
A midwife.
:14:17
I gotta talk to you outside.
Come on.
:14:21
Okeydoke.
Now we're gonna simulate labor.
:14:24
So I would like for everyone
:14:25
to get into their
most comfortable positions.
:14:28
That's right.
:14:31
Oh.
:14:37
What are you doing here?
:14:38
Well, you invited me here.
:14:40
Look, it was my decision
to have this baby.
:14:43
And it was a fling, Dom.
:14:44
An office fling.
:14:47
Dominic, you don't have to
be here.
:14:50
We've discussed this.
:14:54
Domineech.
:14:55
Hey, Dom.
It's Louie.
:14:56
Yo.
What's up?
:14:58
Um...
:15:00
Give me, like, hour and a half.
:15:04
I think that you're gonna find
natural childbirth
:15:07
to be loving, blissful,
and wonderful.
:15:12
I want drugs!
:15:14
Lonnie, I can't take this pain!
:15:19
Lonnie!
:15:21
Is there anything else
I can get you?
:15:23
Crank! Crack!
:15:24
Horse tranquilizer, nigger!
:15:26
I want drugs!
:15:27
- Okay. Hold on.
- Gin and juice!
:15:29
I'm gonna get the nurse.
Nurse!
:15:30
Is there a nurse?
Nurse!
:15:32
Oh!
:15:33
What happened, baby?
You drop some pickle juice?
:15:35
It's my water.
:15:36
- Your water?
- The baby's coming.
:15:38
Oh, jeez.
Okay.
:15:39
Okay, baby.
Breathe.
:15:40
Cleanup, aisle 3!
:15:43
Daddy! Daddy!
:15:44
Get Grandpa!
:15:45
You have a baby here?
:15:46
No! No! No!
No one have baby here!
:15:49
Grandpa Bling Bling
doctor in China.
:15:51
Grandpa?
:15:52
Okay. Okay.
:15:54
Baby, breathe.
:15:55
Watch out!
I'm going in.
:15:58
What the hell?