My Baby's Daddy
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:18:01
Come on!
Baby coming!

:18:03
Baby not coming.
It's stuck.

:18:05
What do you mean, stuck?
:18:06
Grandma!
Crisco, aisle 4! Stat!

:18:09
- What?
- What?

:18:10
Oh, no. Breathe, baby.
:18:13
Here you are.
A little shorty.

:18:16
Let's hear it for the homey.
:18:20
It's okay.
:18:29
It's got a big thing!
:18:31
It's an umbilical cord,
Fat Albert.

:18:35
You did great, baby.
:18:38
You did great, baby.
:18:40
I'm a daddy!
:18:42
Carver. Yeah.
:18:43
- Bruce Leroy.
- Like George Washington Carver.

:18:46
- Say hello.
- I'm a daddy.

:18:48
I'm a daddy!
:18:50
- Jasmine.
- You should see his eyes.

:18:52
She's Jasmine,
and she's beautiful.

:19:00
You are the cutest baby
in all the world.

:19:05
And he smell like shit.
:19:06
Baby, oh.
:19:09
Now would be a good time
to learn how to diaper your son.

:19:12
You know what?
That sounds like fun, baby.

:19:14
But I gotta get
to my sparring session.

:19:16
I got that fight coming up.
So, you know, I gotta get ready.

:19:19
You pay for juice
out of paycheck!

:19:22
How the hell he see me
back here with this?

:19:24
Don't you remember? I told you
I was working tonight.

:19:27
Uh, yeah.
:19:30
You forgot, didn't you?
:19:31
- Uh...
- Mm-hmm.

:19:34
Wait.
:19:36
Okay. Look, baby.
I forgot.

:19:38
I'm sorry.
All right, baby?

:19:39
But look.
I can't miss training.

:19:41
Boxing is gonna be
our way out of here.

:19:43
I can't work for your pops
forever.

:19:45
Hey, I was born to fight.
:19:48
Why wait?
I kick your ass right now.

:19:50
You know what?
Bring it on, Grandma.

:19:53
You know, your grandmama got
a big mouth.

:19:55
Come shut it for me, fat-ass.
:19:57
- Mama. Come on.
- Whoo!


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