My Baby's Daddy
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:24:01
Hey.
This ain't my baby's bottle.

:24:04
What are you talking about?
:24:05
Yo, hold up. That's Nia's
breast milk in that bottle.

:24:08
It's like your boy's sucking
on my lady's titty.

:24:10
Got a point there.
:24:13
You're getting soft on me, man.
:24:17
Oh!
They like the titty on tap.

:24:22
Look at Bruce Leroy. He got
an appetite like his daddy.

:24:24
Look at him getting his grub on.
:24:26
I think it's time to burp 'em.
:24:28
Okay.
Let's bump 'em, then.

:24:29
- Burp?
- How we do that?

:24:31
You just put 'em
over your shoulder.

:24:33
Yeah. Right like that.
Pat 'em on their back.

:24:35
Like this?
Oh, okay.

:24:38
All right.
Yeah, yeah.

:24:40
Aw, hell.
:24:43
My Sean Johns!
:24:45
You got the "Exorcist" baby.
:24:47
Hey, that's what babies do.
:24:49
They burp.
Spit.

:24:51
And shit! Ugh!
:24:53
Aw, damn.
It's that titty milk.

:24:55
I bet it is.
:24:56
Look at it.
:24:58
Aw!
:24:59
It's green shit!
:25:01
I'm a lean, mean
diapering machine.

:25:04
I'm a lean, mean
diapering machine.

:25:06
Whoo!
:25:08
Whoo, that's funky.
:25:10
Dang, Bruce Leroy.
:25:13
When did you eat some corn, man?
:25:15
Aah! Aah!
:25:19
He peed on me!
:25:21
He peed on me, Lonnie!
:25:22
Oh, God!
It's burning!

:25:24
Ow!
Oh, I can't see!

:25:27
I can't see, Lonnie!
:25:30
I want my mama.
:25:32
That's all right, Bruce Leroy.
Daddy gonna get you cleaned up.

:25:35
We're just gonna get the poop
out your hair.

:25:37
Oh, man, you got soft hair.
:25:39
You got hair like your mama.
Mm-hmm.

:25:41
When you get older, all the
little black girls are gonna be,

:25:44
"Oh, Bruce Leroy,
you got good hair.

:25:47
You got lndian in your family?"
:25:48
And the little Chinese girls
are gonna be,

:25:50
"Oh, Bruce Leroy, me so horny.
:25:53
Me love you long time."
:25:56
'Cause everybody love
Bruce Leroy.

:25:59
Wa-yah!

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