My Baby's Daddy
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I'm a lean, mean
diapering machine.

:25:04
I'm a lean, mean
diapering machine.

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Whoo!
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Whoo, that's funky.
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Dang, Bruce Leroy.
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When did you eat some corn, man?
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Aah! Aah!
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He peed on me!
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He peed on me, Lonnie!
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Oh, God!
It's burning!

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Ow!
Oh, I can't see!

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I can't see, Lonnie!
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I want my mama.
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That's all right, Bruce Leroy.
Daddy gonna get you cleaned up.

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We're just gonna get the poop
out your hair.

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Oh, man, you got soft hair.
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You got hair like your mama.
Mm-hmm.

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When you get older, all the
little black girls are gonna be,

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"Oh, Bruce Leroy,
you got good hair.

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You got lndian in your family?"
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And the little Chinese girls
are gonna be,

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"Oh, Bruce Leroy, me so horny.
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Me love you long time."
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'Cause everybody love
Bruce Leroy.

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Wa-yah!
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Here's the lotion, G.
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- And the baby powder.
- Oh, okay.

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See, your uncles understand
a soft, sensitive bottom.

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Now, who watching
y'all babies, huh?

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Jesus.
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Thought you almost got me
with that one, didn't you?

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That was a good one.
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Ow. Mnh.
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Okay.
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I'm throwing in the towel.
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I give up.
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Wait a minute.
I got an idea.

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Hickory dickory dock!
:26:55
The mouse ran up the clock!
:26:56
The clock struck one!
:26:58
The mouse went down!
:26:59
Hickory dickory dock!

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