My Baby's Daddy
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But for y'all,
I might make an exception.

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Y'all come by my office.
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Dismissed.
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Thank you.
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Get out of here!
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- We're going.
- That's cool.

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Yo, Lon, what's wrong, man?
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Man, I can't believe
Rolonda left me hanging.

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I'm starting to think
she's not the woman for me.

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No!
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You know, it's about time, Lon.
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I got tired of you going out
like a sucker.

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Yeah.
Seriously, Lonnie.

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You gotta get with the program
like me.

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I don't think you're getting it.
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I like spending time
with Carver.

:31:34
It's the mama
I'm starting to doubt.

:31:36
Lonnie, there are plenty
of women out there

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that will treat you right, man.
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There is this one girl, Brandy,
from the Mommy & Me class.

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She's the bomb-diggity-fresh.
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But I don't think she'd go
for a guy like me.

:31:51
She would, man, if you took
some pointers from the pros.

:31:54
You know what, Lon?
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You need some game, dawg.
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And some new slang.
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'Cause "the bomb-diggity-fresh"?
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Where the hell did you
get that from, anyway?

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Yeah, man.
You need some style.

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A makeover.
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Oh.
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Dawg boot camp.
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Mm.
Ta-dow.

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I'm listening.
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Oh, no, no.
You're gonna be down. Come on.

:32:23
That boy's still ugly
if you ask me.

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You gotta bend your knees
a little bit.

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Bend your knees a little bit.
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Now swing your arms.
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Not like a monkey, dawg.
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You gotta loosen up.
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Let the tension out.
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Heel, toe.
Heel, toe.

:32:45
My God.
He's white.

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Hey, Brandy.
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How you doin', boo?
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Lonnie.
No, no, no.

:32:52
You gotta talk from your nuts,
man. More bass.

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This is the art of slap boxing.
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A time-honored hood tradition.
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Come on, Lonnie.
Put your hands up. Come on.


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