My Baby's Daddy
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Why don't you buy it?
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Man, do you know how expensive
it is to raise a child now?

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There's diapers.
There's formula.

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- Not to mention the toys.
- Wow.

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Hell, man, I barely got enough
for the necessities.

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I'm gonna get that, though.
Yeah, I'm gonna get that.

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Right.
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Diapers. Bottles.
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Chips. Cool.
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Damn!
:53:25
Look, I left my wallet
in the car.

:53:27
Hold this spot.
Don't lose it.

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- Gotcha.
- All right.

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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Oh, hey, how you doin'?
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You look just like
Patti LaBelle.

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Without the big hair, though.
:53:42
When she was with the LaBelles.
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Yeah, okay.
:53:50
All right, now!
Freeze!

:53:53
I want it chilly up in here!
:53:55
Sir? We don't have
much money in the till.

:53:58
You're welcome to it.
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But I would recommend that
you rob a convenience store.

:54:02
Did I ask you for money?
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No, I did not.
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Now, give me some
of them snot suckers.

:54:07
Some of them rattles.
Some ass thermometers.

:54:09
Pronto.
Yeah. Yeah.

:54:12
Y'all got some baby grub
up in here?

:54:18
Is the baby teething?
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Oh, and don't forget
the rubber nipples.

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Yeah.
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And the booties
for the baby's feet.

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And cotton swabs.
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Cotton swabs.
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That reminds me.
Is the baby still on formula?

:54:31
You should really start
going for organic.

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Organic.
Right, right, right, right.

:54:36
What the hell "organic" mean?
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It means it's grown naturally
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without any harmful pesticides
that might poison your baby.

:54:42
What?
You trying to poison my kid?

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No!
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I want everything organic
up in this bitch!

:54:51
Right now!
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I don't want nobody to move
for two minutes.

:54:59
That's 150 seconds.

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