:15:03
Hey, guys, wait up.
I'm comin'.
:15:05
Great. How lucky for us.
:15:08
- Hey.
- Where are we goin'?
:15:09
- Somewhere close.
- Yeah. I haven't got long.
:15:11
Anyway. You guys.
Don't go to Jim's.
:15:12
They got a bad roach problem
there around the corner.
:15:15
You're gonna go anywhere after class,
you come here, OK? Thank you.
:15:18
Why'd you guys decide
to take dance, anyway?
:15:20
- I'm gettin' married in September.
- Nice.
:15:22
Yeah. My bride said she'd like
to see me lose a few pounds.
:15:25
She thinks the dancing will help.
I said it won't.
:15:28
- I think you'll win that argument.
- I'm taking classes to impress the ladies.
:15:32
You know what they say
about guys who can dance, right?
:15:33
- That they're great in bed.
- Yeah, baby.
:15:35
- Where do you get that stupid crap?
- Everywhere. What do you think?
:15:39
Everybody knows a guy who can move
on the dance floor can move in the sack.
:15:42
Most guys, they can't dance at all. Guys
who can, they get their pick of the litter.
:15:46
That's why, when I'm done with this class,
babes will drop at my feet.
:15:48
They're gonna be droppin'
dead at your feet.
:15:50
When you took your shoes off in class
today, I had to run to the window for air.
:15:54
What kind of person says something like
that to somebody they don't even know?
:15:57
Hey, man, I'm doin' you a favor.
:15:59
I'm telling you something obnoxious about
yourself that you might not be aware of.
:16:02
If there's something obnoxious about me
that you don't think I'm aware of,
:16:04
y'all should feel free to say
something about it to me.
:16:09
Shooting fish in a barrel.
:16:11
- Where are all the ladies, anyways?
- I don't know what I'm talking about.
:16:14
The ladies, they all go and take
the classes down at Doctor Dance -
:16:16
that's, like, the hip place to go downtown.
Ditzy Mitzi's is only hangin' on by a thread.
:16:21
Only reason I go there is she lets me
rehearse whenever I want for free.
:16:24
I'm gonna compete in the
Chicago Taittinger Trophy.
:16:27
Soon as I find a partner.
:16:30
So... that leaves you.
:16:35
Leaves me? How? What?
:16:36
Leaves you as the only one here
who hasn't said why he's dancing yet.
:16:40
Oh. Well, I'm dancing
for exercise, like Vern.
:16:42
Bull.
:16:44
Because I'm lousy in bed, like Chic.
There, I've said it.
:16:46
- That is bull! I didn't say I was bad in bed.
- You didn't have to.
:16:50
Come on, why?
:16:53
Is there any pepper here?
Could I have some?
:16:55
That's what I thought.
:16:58
She was a Blackpool finalist, you know.