:16:02
If there's something obnoxious about me
that you don't think I'm aware of,
:16:04
y'all should feel free to say
something about it to me.
:16:09
Shooting fish in a barrel.
:16:11
- Where are all the ladies, anyways?
- I don't know what I'm talking about.
:16:14
The ladies, they all go and take
the classes down at Doctor Dance -
:16:16
that's, like, the hip place to go downtown.
Ditzy Mitzi's is only hangin' on by a thread.
:16:21
Only reason I go there is she lets me
rehearse whenever I want for free.
:16:24
I'm gonna compete in the
Chicago Taittinger Trophy.
:16:27
Soon as I find a partner.
:16:30
So... that leaves you.
:16:35
Leaves me? How? What?
:16:36
Leaves you as the only one here
who hasn't said why he's dancing yet.
:16:40
Oh. Well, I'm dancing
for exercise, like Vern.
:16:42
Bull.
:16:44
Because I'm lousy in bed, like Chic.
There, I've said it.
:16:46
- That is bull! I didn't say I was bad in bed.
- You didn't have to.
:16:50
Come on, why?
:16:53
Is there any pepper here?
Could I have some?
:16:55
That's what I thought.
:16:58
She was a Blackpool finalist, you know.
:17:00
Who?
:17:01
The princess.
The other teacher, Paulina.
:17:04
What's Blackpool?
:17:06
Every year, all the best dancers
from all over the world...
:17:09
go to England to compete there.
She was there last year with her partner -
:17:12
who they say was much more to her
than just her partner.
:17:15
Anyway, he dumped her. That's the only
reason she came back here to teach -
:17:18
mad at the world,
boo-hoo-hoo and all that.
:17:20
- Why'd he dump her?
- Yeah.
:17:21
How the hell should I know?
God, they say women gossip! Golly!
:17:48
Hello? I'm home.