:22:24
Ow!
:22:25
- Jesus! I'm sorry!
- Watch your floorcraft, spasmo!
:22:28
What, you think you own this floor? I'll
have a bruise the size of Texas tomorrow!
:22:31
- Go away!
- Go away? You go away!
:22:34
Take your stupid music with you!
I can't dance to that crap.
:22:37
You just gonna stand there
and let that fat cow insult you?
:22:40
- I'm sorry, what did you say?
- Nothing. She didn't say anything.
:22:55
Sorry. These are the teeth
I wear for the Latin.
:22:58
It gets your smile out there.
Just a little bit bigger smile.
:23:00
Bam! Gets the judges right
in the eye, catches the light.
:23:03
And then the make-up -
you know the make-up.
:23:05
"Swish-butt," "Fancy pants,"
"Pinky boy"...
:23:08
All these names, all these names I've been
called ever since I was eight years old...
:23:11
and dancing around
to my mother's rumba records.
:23:14
You know what
the worst of it is? Huh?
:23:18
I'm not gay. Can you imagine how much
easier my life would be if I were?
:23:22
I mean, a straight man who likes
to dance around in sequins...
:23:24
walks a very lonely road.
I got news for you.
:23:27
Look, you're not gonna
tell anybody in the office, are you?
:23:29
No, no, no. I wouldn't do that.
Look, I'm in the same boat, aren't I?
:23:32
No, you're not. You're not.
:23:34
- Why not?
- Because... people like you.
:23:36
You know what I mean?
You're charming.
:23:38
I'm Linky Link. They would
crucify me if they found out.
:23:42
I'm the sports trivia king,
I'm the super sports fan, you know?
:23:45
- You don't like football?
- I... You know.
:23:48
Run three yards, fall down, pile up.
Run three yards, fall down, pile up.
:23:51
I mean, you know, four months of that,
I'm ready to put a gun to my head.
:23:55
- Fooled me.
- I know. I fooled everybody.
:23:58
You know what my dream is?