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Both of us
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were rather wondering
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if you were... really...
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...well, a gentleman.
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For, you see, my father's a wigmaker.
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He says you're much too beautiful
to be a gentleman.
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He says you must be a woman.
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My mother's friend,
the Earl of Lauderdale, says,
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if you're a man,
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you don't have a gentleman's thingy.
:13:38
He says you're like those Italian singers,
the whatsits?
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- Castrati.
- The Earl says
:13:43
they cut off your castrati at birth.
:13:47
Then you become a woman.
:13:48
So the Earl of Lauderdale is not a surgeon?
:13:50
No, he's an earl.
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Well...
:13:57
How then may we prove to both your
father and your mother's special friend...
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...that I do indeed
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have a thingy?
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A big, bulging,
:14:12
orb and sceptre of a thingy.
:14:17
Well, I...
:14:19
I... I think we'd...
:14:21
We'd have to...
:14:24
We'd have to...
:14:26
We'd have to touch it.
:14:28
Touch what?
:14:30
What?
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- What...
- Whatever it is.
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Oh!
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Mmm!
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If I quench thee, thou flaming minister,
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I can again thy former light restore,
:14:58
Should I repent me: