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Mr Pepys
Yes?
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Do you know the whereabouts of Mr Kynaston?
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# Oh, mother, oh, mother
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# Oh, what shall I do?
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Ooooh...
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# I've married a man
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# Who's unable to screw
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# My troubles are many
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# My pleasures are small
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# For I've married a man
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# Who has no balls at all
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# No balls
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# No balls at all
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# Married a man who has no balls at...
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# No balls at...
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# No balls at all!
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That was top-hole!
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And speaking of hole...
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...it is my understanding,
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- having circled the room as t'were...
Wahay!
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...that there are some of you gents...
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Who, us?
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...and maybe even some ladies out there...
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- You can rub my pole any time!
... what think our little pretty one here
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is not actually what we call
"a complete female stage beauty"
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or even a real, live...
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fish!
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Well...
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we got the proof.
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Show us the proof!
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Right here!
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Ha, ha, ha!
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- Come on!
- Up further!
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Missy, dear...
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raise the curtain, will you, please?
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Up, up, up...
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Higher!