:09:09
I think my car hates me.
:09:12
Oh, but, Nick, this is a nice ride.
:09:14
- Oh, you like this, huh?
- Yeah.
:09:16
You know, look.
It even heats the undercarriage.
:09:20
I like it.
:09:23
"I like it. "
:09:25
Remember the score:
One player, two kids and...
:09:28
Holy moly!
:09:31
Oh, that is so cool.
:09:33
That's a Satchel Paige bobblehead.
:09:35
That's when he played
for the Monarchs.
:09:37
What? A woman that knows a little
something about Satchel?
:09:42
He was my daddy's idol.
He pitched for five decades...
:09:45
...including three shutout innings
for the Royals at the age of 59.
:09:49
Well, you know, my man Satch
used to have a saying:
:09:52
"Age is a question of
mind over matter.
:09:55
If you don't mind, it don't matter. "
:09:58
You know that?
:10:05
This is Suzanne.
:10:07
Hubba-hubba. Now, that's a woman.
:10:09
Plenty of smarts, easy on the eyes,
and can quote my stats.
:10:13
I don't care if she got 100 kids.
I like her.
:10:18
All we gotta do
is lose the small fries.
:10:21
Now, I'm not saying
drop them in the shark tank. No.
:10:24
But there's nothing kids like more
than military school.
:10:27
Out of sight, out of mind.
:10:31
Excuse me?
:10:35
I don't mind.
:10:36
- Lf you need a lift, I'll give you a ride.
- Oh, okay.
:10:39
Smooth, Nick. Here's how I think
that we gonna make our move.
:10:44
Pretend like you gonna help her
with her seat belt...
:10:47
...then with your free hand, put your
arm around her shoulder and... Hey!
:10:51
Let me out! How am I gonna
wave you home if I can't see the play?
:10:55
I'm a hall-of-famer.
How about showing some respect?
:10:59
And that's my story.