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25.000
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Joy to the world
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The Lord has come
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Let Earth receive her King.
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I'd better geta Kate Spade bag this year.
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And none of that shopping-mall,chain-store shit.
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Settle for nothingless than Prada, girls.
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Gwen! Don't be tellingmy kids that.
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I'm trying to teach themsome values.
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You're getting Kate Spade.
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Hey.
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What does Gwenie wantfrom big ol' Santa?
:01:21
Just a faithful husband.
:01:24
What's the second thingshe wants?
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You know whatI'm thinking, angel?
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- What, darling?- I was thinking,
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"Dear God,
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don't let this bird taste like a shoelike it did last year.
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Let it be tender and moistjust for once."
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Yeah, moist.That would be nice.
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It's called "foreplay."
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I don't wanna screw the bird.I wanna eat it.
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I swear to you she dehydratedthis turkey from Thanksgiving.
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Come here, Scribbles.
:01:52
You try it.
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Scribbles.
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One potato.
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