Santa's Slay
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:14:00
That's way you dare not use
the Lord's name so indiscriminately.

:14:06
One of the lights
in the bunker went out.

:14:09
I flipped the switch.
You know, I couldn't remember

:14:11
whether it was
on or off position.

:14:14
And so I had to turn the power off
just to change the light bulb.

:14:17
Bunker? What are you
talking about?

:14:21
Aw, are you kidding me?
:14:23
You're not on another one of your
wacko inventing binges, are you?

:14:25
Is this why I haven't seen you
for the last couple of days?

:14:28
Yeah, I've been busy.
:14:36
Hey, what's this?
:14:37
Uh, be careful there.
That's a nutcracker.

:14:40
I can see that. It just seems
a little Christmassy for you.

:14:43
Do you know that the chestnut can
explode if you don't puncture the skin

:14:46
- before it's heated?
- That's fascinating, Grandpa.

:14:54
I told you to be careful!
:14:56
You could have
put your eye out!

:14:58
There appears to be a design flaw
that needs to be worked out.

:15:01
File that next to brown-colored
toilet paper as a bad idea.

:15:04
Now what about that bunker?
:15:19
Watch your noodle there.
:15:23
Um...
:15:27
Grandpa, I-I...
:15:29
Any desire to explain?
:15:31
I mean, sometimes I think
I'm the only person in this town

:15:34
that doesn't believe
you're completely nuts and...

:15:37
uh, frankly,
:15:39
my belief is dwindling.
:15:42
Let them think
whatever they want to.

:15:44
This is about survival.
I know what they say.

:15:47
I've been hearing it
most of my life,

:15:49
but I'd rather be crazy and alive
than ignorant and dead.

:15:56
No, Santa
:15:58
A big surprise for you...

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