Feet First

Hello, Charlotte,
where have you been all morning?

Oh, just hanging around. Have
you seen anyone interesting?

Just this lunatic
who's been following me...

all over deck this morning.
Honestly, if there's anything
funny around, I get it.

What have you been doing?
I've been talking...
to that ducky-looking officer
over there.

We've been down to
the engine room and everywhere.

Oh, how thrilling.
How do you do?
Oh, well, I beg your pardon.
Why, you fresh thing.
I have a good notion
to slap your face.

Pardon me.
Come on, Charlotte. Let's go.
I've never met anyone like that.

By the way, Captain.
I certainly want to thank you.

Thank you for the wonderful
courtesy that you did.

Why, hello there,
young fella.

Hey, you're not smoking.
Here, have a cigar.

Oh, thank you.
Oh, I have a match. Thanks.
Well, I told you
it would be a marvelous trip.

Nice and cool, too.
It looks like
it, uh, might warm up a bit.

Well, uh, are you going
for a walk?

Uh, yes.
Which way are you going?

Why, I'm going this way.
Oh, well, I'm going this way.

Say, young man,
what are you doing?

That magazine cost me a nickel.
And you've gone
and knocked it overboard.

Uh, read less and think more.
Well, you two
shouldn't be sitting there.