:03:00
The human cash register.
Got her hooks in the Schuyler kid.
:03:04
- Right for the first time this year.
- It's only April.
:03:08
- Get going.
- Get going where?
:03:09
I can write that story
without leaving the office.
:03:12
And get us into a million-dollar libel
suit. It wouldn't be the first time.
:03:16
Get over there and get a statement out
of the old lady, the sister, or the kid.
:03:19
- Any of them, but get it.
- All right.
:03:22
- Give me a voucher for expenses.
- What expenses?
:03:25
All you need is carfare
to Long Island.
:03:27
And you better get
a shave and a shine.
:03:29
You're gonna have a tough time
getting in there as it is.
:03:32
I know those bluenoses.
:03:34
Their ancestors refused
to come on the Mayflower...
:03:36
...because they didn't want to
rub elbows with tourists.
:03:39
So they swam over.
:04:11
Dexter Grayson, if you're any kind of
a lawyer, you'll get those letters back.
:04:15
But I keep telling you
how difficult it is, Mrs. Schuyler.
:04:18
The last time I asked her, she made
very uncouth noises with her mouth.
:04:24
I don't know why you're making
all this fuss. I only sent six.
:04:27
If you had to do it, why didn't you
tell it to her instead of writing?
:04:31
- I couldn't get her on the phone.
- Imbecile!
:04:36
You should have known better
than to write, Romeo.
:04:39
- I found that out a long time ago.
- I should say you had.
:04:41
At the rate you two are going...
:04:43
...we'll have to leave the country
to save our faces.
:04:46
Splendid, Mother!
Let's hop over to Monte Carlo.
:04:49
- It's a great place to save a face.
- Oh, shut up.
:04:52
- What is it, Smythe?
- Pardon me, madam...
:04:55
...but what am I to say
to the newspapermen?
:04:58
Dexter, go out and tell those ruffians
I have nothing to say.