:18:02
Since I had your book,
I thought I'd take it home and read it.
:18:06
This morning, I put
your book in my hand...
:18:08
...and here's your book in your hand.
:18:10
- That's considerate of you.
- It was. I recommend you read that.
:18:13
I'm not interested
in your literary recommendations.
:18:15
Perhaps it would be
too heavy for you.
:18:17
If you'd like something lighter,
something with a touch of romance...
:18:21
...just listen to this.
:18:23
"Adorable Babykins,
does her miss her baby?
:18:26
Him sends his booful little sweetums
a billion oceans full of kisses.
:18:30
- Bobo is so lonely."
- Just a moment.
:18:32
I don't see how that trash
can possibly concern me.
:18:34
But you don't know who Bobo is.
And you don't know who Babykins is.
:18:38
I'm not interested.
Smythe will open the door.
:18:40
Smythe will open...
But Bobo is your brother Michael.
:18:44
And of course nobody would
ever guess who Babykins is.
:18:49
Where did you get those letters?
:18:50
I stole them when I was interviewing
Babykins about Bobo.
:18:54
I suppose you're going to print them?
:18:57
No. Give you another guess.
:19:00
I don't need another guess.
:19:03
- It's quite obvious.
- It's obvious, huh?
:19:06
Will you step into the library?
:19:08
Sure. I'll take a chance.
:19:18
You know,
the Indians used to walk like this.
:19:20
E xcept the squaw always walked
in the back.
:19:22
You know why that was?
:19:24
That was in case of an attack
from the front.
:19:27
If the attack was from the rear,
she had to depend upon her papoose.
:19:31
Yes, papooses always had
bows and arrows.
:19:36
Of course, if she wasn't married,
then she had to protect her own...
:19:39
What country is this library in?
:19:43
Miss Schuyler, how about carfare
back to the front door?
:19:46
What are the initials, Mr...?
:19:48
Smith, Stewart Smith.
My friends all call me Stew.
:19:52
It's an in j ustice, too,
because I hold my liquor all right.
:19:56
Will 5000 be enough?
:19:59
- For what?
- For the letters, of course.