1:16:31
Hello, Helen.
1:16:35
Well, if it isn't old Nick himself.
1:16:37
I expected you to pop up some day.
1:16:40
If this is a dream, Helen,
I hope I never wake up.
1:16:43
Let me come backstage, will you?
1:16:46
I seem to remember
you came backstage once before.
1:16:59
If the moon began to waltz
1:17:02
Or the sun did somersaults
1:17:04
Do you think I'd care or stop and stare?
1:17:07
I couldn't be annoyed
1:17:09
If the hens refused to lay
1:17:11
Or if bulls gave milk some way
1:17:13
Do you think I'd care?
1:17:15
That's their affair
1:17:17
I couldn't be annoyed
1:17:18
If everyone stood on his head
1:17:21
And on his hands he wore shoes
1:17:23
I'd still eat crackers in my bed
1:17:26
What have I got to lose?
1:17:28
If you ate soup with a fork
1:17:30
Or if babies brought the stork
1:17:33
Do you think I'd care?
1:17:34
I'd still declare
1:17:35
I couldn't be annoyed
1:17:38
Bravo!