:03:01
He decides to retire. If I were in his place,
I'd resign or at least quit.
:03:07
As the door blows open, he gets
the delicious aroma of fresh ghost.
:03:12
He gets an attack of the pivot disease.
:03:14
It's like the hiccups -
the more you do it, the more you have to.
:03:17
When you think you're over it,
you're just beginning.
:03:20
The only way to stop is to do it faster
and tire yourself out.
:03:24
If you saw this sight in your bedroom,
maybe you'd have a jitter or two.
:03:29
He's got it again. This is what's known
as being several sheets in the wind.
:03:34
It's becoming a habit.
:03:35
Pretty soon he'll wear out the sheet
and he'll have to start on the mattress.
:03:39
Then he'll get down to the rugs
and they'll need new furniture.
:03:44
So Dracula comes up close and shows us
what the well-dressed ghost is wearing.
:03:49
He throws his silhouette on the wall, and
the wall is so scared, it looks plastered.
:03:56
And now the blood may spurt any minute.
:03:59
Gush, gush.
:04:04
There is the profile that has won first prize
in all the ghost beauty contests.
:04:09
When Dracula was born,
his mother took one took at that face
:04:12
and had herself arrested.
:04:15
So he decides to go back to his coffin
and sleep for 100 years
:04:18
until Congress decides to do something
about the Depression.
:04:21
Well, well, what a nightmare.
:04:23
Think of having Dracula and the monster
from Frankenstein in the same dream.
:04:27
He's asleep, but maybe if we talk
in his own language we can wake him.
:04:33
You see, it's very simple,
if you know how to handle your monsters.
:04:37
This looks dangerous.
Hey, Doctor, look out. He's awake.
:04:41
Well, it's too late. It looks as if
the doctor is going to need a doctor.
:04:48
No, we were wrong. The doctor's
going to need an undertaker.
:04:52
The monster starts out to look for trouble.
:04:55
There's so much trouble these days,
he shouldn't have any trouble finding it.
:04:59
He can't decide which way to go.
He's like a woman automobile driver.