:07:00
At this rate, she could never get married -
she'd be a widow every 15 minutes.
:07:06
Dracula has finished his entrée
and is coming back for the dessert.
:07:10
The monster is still around
and he's getting a lot of bad ideas.
:07:13
There comes Dracula in disguise,
but we'd know him anywhere.
:07:16
You can always recognise him
by the fourth toe on his left foot.
:07:23
The monster thinks
chasing women is a lot of fun.
:07:26
In fact, he decides to try it himself.
:07:29
And here's little Mae Clarke.
:07:30
She's going to be married
and, as you see, she's jumping with joy.
:07:34
In the background is the monster,
ready to try out Dracula's technique.
:07:38
If Mae had eyes in the back of her head,
she'd faint. Hey, Mae.
:07:44
It's...
:07:45
Too bad. We tried to warn you, Mae.
:07:57
So she starts to run
with the monster behind.
:08:00
They start to play follow-the-leader,
then it becomes ring-around-the-rosey.
:08:04
Mae is so scared,
she's running around in circles.
:08:07
If her fiancé sees her,
he'll think she's nutty.
:08:09
She finally tells the monster she can't
play because she's got to be married.
:08:14
The poor monster is broken-hearted
because nobody's afraid of him.
:08:17
He has to sit down all day, because when
he stands up his feet touch the floor.
:08:21
But finally he sees what he wants
and decides to go after it.
:08:25
What can it be? Maybe it's Dracula.
:08:28
Whatever it is, he wants it.
:08:37
Why, it's our lobster-and-milk friend,
and look where he is.
:08:42
He'd better look out,
or the monster will get him.
:08:45
It's a good thing he's waking up,
or he might fall and break his chandelier.
:08:51
And the moral of this story is:
:08:53
You can milk a cow,
but a lobster is very ticklish.