Horse Feathers

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And I say to you, gentlemen,
that this college is a failure.

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Trouble is we're neglecting football
for education. - You are right.

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No, I'm wrong.
I was just testing you.

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Now I know
I'm dealing with a couple of snakes.

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There's too much football, and not
enough education. - I think so, too.

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Wrong again! If there was a snake here
I'd apologize.

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Where would the college be
without football?

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Have we got a stadium? - Yes.
- And a college? - Yes.

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Well, we can't support both.
Start tearing down the college.

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But where will the students sleep?
- Same as always. In the classroom.

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Professor, the Oean of Science
wants to know when he'll see you.

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He said he's tired of
cooling his heels out here.

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Tell him
I'm cooling a couple of heels in here.

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Now, where were we? Oh yes.

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How much am I paying you fellas?
- 5,000. But we haven't been paid.

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In that case, I'll raise it to 8,000.
And a bonus, for you and your dog.

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The Oean's furious. He's waxing wroth!

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Is Wroth there, too?
Tell him to wax the Oean for a while.

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Guess that's bad, eh?
- One more thing, Professor.

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It's about your son.

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I'm afraid he's paying
too little attention to his studies,

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and too much to Connie Bailey.

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I'll put a stop to that.
I'll call her up right now.

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