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That's fine. Why don't you bore a hole
in yourself and let the sap run out.
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We now find ourselves among the Alps,
simple people who eat rice and shoes.
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Beyond are more Alps, and the Lord
Alps those who Alp themselves.
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The blood rushes from the head to the
feet, gets a look at those feet,
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and rushes back to the head again.
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This is known as auction pinochle.
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We first listen to your hearts beat,
and if your hearts beat anything
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but diamonds and clubs, your partner
is cheating. Or your wife.
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Now take this point, for instance...
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That reminds me. Where's my son?
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Well, the human body
takes many strange forms.
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Now, here is a most unusual organ.
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The organ will play a solo
immediately after the feature picture.
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Scientists examine rats, or
your landlord who won't cut the rent.
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And what do they find? Asparagus.
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Now, on closer examination...
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This needs closer examination.
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In fact, it needs a nightgown.
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Baravelli, who did this?
Is this your picture?
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It doesn't look like me.
- Well, take it away
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and hang it in my bedroom.
Now, who did it?
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So you're the culprit.
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Young man, you can't
burn the candle at both ends.
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Well, I was wrong.
I thought it was a candle.
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Well, you must be punished.
You stay after school.
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But I didn't do anything.
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I know, but there's no fun
keeping him after school.
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Now, we'll have no more interruptions.
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According to von Steinmetz,
the eminent physiologist, a group of
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phagocytes...
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According to von Steinmetz,
the eminent physiologist, a group of
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er, phagocytes...
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