1:26:32
you arranged all this.
you were expecting them
1:26:34
don't be silly, I arranged nothing,
I knew nothing about it
1:26:36
- how did they get here then?
- the stork brought them
1:26:38
oh I see what you mean
1:26:40
hooligans, that's what they are
and that's what they always will be
1:26:43
maybe they are
1:26:44
maybe I'm a hooligan, too
1:26:45
maybe I want to be a hooligan
1:26:47
no Gilda no no you don't
1:26:49
now we've got to calm down
1:26:50
- you want a glass of water?
- no thank you
1:26:53
now I'm going to drop the whole matter,
I forgive you
1:26:55
are you starting to forgive me again?
1:26:56
now just relax and be a good girl,
I'll handle this
1:26:59
you let me go down first
1:27:01
and I'll sell them the idea
that you've had an attack of hickups
1:27:04
and then two minutes later
you come down and you tell Mr Eaglebauer
1:27:07
- I'll tell him
- yes, you tell Mr Eaglebauer
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that you are extremely sorry,
make a simple little apology but sincere
1:27:12
say that you heard his singing all the way upstairs,
and even at that distance it was wonderful
1:27:17
now listen, Plunkett incorporated
1:27:18
you go down to those customers of yours
and give them the sales talk
1:27:20
sell them anything you want,
but not me
1:27:23
I'm fed up with underwear, cement, linoleum
1:27:25
I'm sick of being a trade mark
married to a slogan
1:27:28
- Gilda?
- don't you tell them I've hickups
1:27:30
tell them I've got the advertising blues,
the billboard collywobbles
1:27:35
slogans and sales talk,
morning, noon and night
and not one human sound out of you
in your whole flock of Eaglebauers
1:27:41
that's just a lot of words
1:27:42
there's only one issue here:
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if this Strump and Eaglebauer deal is spoilt
I'll know just who to blame