:09:01
I DANCED BEFORE
NAPOLEON.
:09:03
NO, NAPOLEON DANCED
BEFORE ME. HE DANCED 200 YEARS BEFORE ME.
:09:07
HERE'S ONE I PICKED UP
IN A DANCE HALL.
:09:11
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE I
PICKED UP IN A DANCE HALL.
:09:14
PERHAPS SOMETIME WE GET
A CHANCE TO DANCE TOGETHER ?
:09:19
I COULD DANCE WITH YOU
'TIL THE COWS COME HOME.
:09:22
I'D RATHER DANCE WITH
THE COWS 'TIL YOU COME HOME.
:09:25
WHERE IS MY SECRETARY ?
HERE I AM.
:09:28
GOOD HEAVENS !
:09:30
TAKE A LETTER. MY DENTIST.
WHO TO ?
:09:32
"DEAR DENTIST, ENCLOSED
FIND CHECK FOR $500." SEND IT OFF IMMEDIATELY.
:09:38
I'LL HAVE TO ENCLOSE THE CHECK FIRST.
YOU DO AND I'LL FIRE YOU.
:09:41
YOUR EXCELLENCY,
THE EYES OF THE WORLD ARE UPON YOU.
:09:45
NOTABLES FROM EVERY COUNTRY
ARE GATHERED IN YOUR HONOR.
:09:49
THIS IS A GALA DAY
FOR YOU.
:09:51
A GAL A DAY IS ENOUGH
FOR ME. I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE ANY MORE.
:09:55
IF IT'S NOT
ASKING TOO MUCH...
:09:57
FOR OUR INFORMATION
JUST FOR ILLUSTRATION
:10:02
TELL US HOW YOU INTEND
TO RUN THE NATION
:10:07
THESE ARE THE LAWS
OF MY ADMINISTRATION
:10:12
NO ONE'S ALLOWED TO SMOKE
OR TELL A DIRTY JOKE
:10:16
AND WHISTLING
IS FORBIDDEN
:10:17
WE'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO TELL A DIRTY JOKE
:10:21
HAIL, HAIL FREEDONIA
:10:23
IF CHEWING GUM IS CHEWED
THE CHEWER IS PURSUED
:10:26
AND IN THE HOOSEGOW
HIDDEN
:10:28
IF WE CHOOSE TO CHEW
WE'LL BE PURSUED
:10:31
IF ANY FORM OF PLEASURE
IS EXHIBITED
:10:34
REPORT TO ME AND
IT WILL BE PROHIBITED
:10:37
I'LL PUT MY FOOT DOWN
SO SHALL IT BE
:10:40
THIS IS THE LAND
OF THE FREE
:10:43
THE LAST MAN NEARLY RUINED
THIS PLACE, HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT
:10:46
IF YOU THINK THIS COUNTRY'S
BAD OFF NOW JUST WAIT 'TIL I GET THROUGH WITH IT
:10:52
:10:54
THE COUNTRY'S TAXES
MUST BE FIXED AND I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT
:10:57
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE PAYING
TOO MUCH NOW JUST WAIT 'TIL I GET THROUGH WITH IT